来自《伯尼 第0集》

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  Think of your poor TMJ muscle.
  想想你的颞下颌关节肌肉
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  It can't be good for it.
  对它没好处
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  It's inefficient. Think about it.
  没用处的 想想吧
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  You this drives me crazy. Please stop.
  你这样我快疯了 求你别这样
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  This is like nails on a chalkboard.
  像是用指甲刮黑板
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  Okay, go ahead, chew like that, chew like that all day
  好吧 继续这样嚼 嚼一整天
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  Well, Bernie was so nice,
  伯尼人那么好
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  so accommodating,
  那么随和
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  so willing to keep from hurting other people's feelings,
  那么照顾别人的感受
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  he just couldn't tell anybody to piss off.
  他就是没办法拒绝别人
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  Bernie, I'm still waiting.
  我等很久了
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  Would you rather hear "Drama in Real Life"?
  你想听"真人生活剧"还是