来自《卑鄙的我 第0集》

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  Don't- don't make me laugh! No.
  别开玩笑好吗 不可能
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  P.S., he is not getting the moon,
  补充一句 他才偷不到月亮呢
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  and P.P.S., by the time I'm done with him.
  再补充一句 等他领教了我的厉害
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  He's gonna be begging for mercy.
  就要磕头求饶了
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  Okay, bye.
  挂了
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  Look at you, a little tiny toilet for a little tiny baby...
  快看啊 你这个给小婴儿用的小马桶
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  Curse you, tiny toilet!
  去死吧 小马桶
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  Okay, here we are.
  到家了
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  Home sweet home.
  我们家漂亮吧
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  So, this is like your house?
  这就是你的房子吗
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  Wait a sec...
  等等
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  You're the guy who pretended he was a recorded message!
  你就是那个假装自动答录机的家伙