I thought you were Swiss Guard.

我以为你是瑞士侍卫
No, la Gendarmeria.

不我是警察
We are responsible for everything inside the Vatican walls...

我们负责梵蒂冈内的一切安全事务
with the exception of the security of His Holiness and the Apostolic palace

除却教皇和教堂保安
That is Swiss Guard.

那些才是瑞士侍卫队管的
The Roman carabinieri are here as well in an advisory capacity.

罗马警察也有顾问分部在此
So jurisdictionally, this is...

所以城内的司法管辖真是...
A goddamn nightmare.

上帝他妈的一片混乱
Oh, yes, Pope Pius IX's great castration.

哦教皇庇护九世的大阉割
- I beg your pardon? - 1857, Pope Pius IX...

-你说什么 -1857年教皇庇护九世认为
...felt the male form would inspire lust.

男性生殖器会挑起性欲
So he took a hammer and chisel...

下令用凿子和棒槌