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The only thing I understand less is how you pee standing up.
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Why? How do you pee?
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I am breaking up with Deke,
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so now's the part of the relationship
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where I sneak in his place and get my stuff out
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to avoid telling him I'm breaking up with him.
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Well, you just cut an hour out of
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every romantic comedy.
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You're welcome.
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This is the first guy I dated that has a crank.
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most of them just did crank.
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Okay, so here's the plan.