来自《打工姐妹花 第3季 第16集 第16集》

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  The only thing I understand less is how you pee standing up.
  但我更不懂你是怎么站着尿尿的
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  Why? How do you pee?
  为啥 不然你怎么尿的
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  I am breaking up with Deke,
  我要跟迪克分手嘛
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  so now's the part of the relationship
  所以现在就到了感情中
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  where I sneak in his place and get my stuff out
  那段闯进他家拿回我东西
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  to avoid telling him I'm breaking up with him.
  免去当面说分手的阶段啦
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  Well, you just cut an hour out of
  所以你直接跳过了每部浪漫爱情喜剧
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  every romantic comedy.
  一小时左右的剧情
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  You're welcome.
  免礼平身
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  This is the first guy I dated that has a crank.
  他是我第一个有摇把的对象
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  most of them just did crank.
  其他的都只是吸食冰毒[摇把]
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  Okay, so here's the plan.
  所以计划是这样