He's perfect for you.

他跟你是天生一对
You both think living in a tuna can is an acceptable habitat.

你们都觉得住在个罐头里是可以接受的
So what if he has money?

他是土豪又如何啊
People with money don't live in the same reality.

有钱人与普通人不住在同个现实里
You think Donald Trump would have that hair if he were poor?

如果特朗普是个穷鬼他能有那头"秀发"吗
Now, come on, let's get my toothbrush and scram.

来吧赶紧拿上我的牙刷就开溜
You bought a toothbrush? Oh, you really liked him.

你买了牙刷吗你是真的喜欢他啊
Wait, Max, is that one of your gnomes?

等等那是你其中一只花园矮人吗
Oh, my God, you were practically moving in!

天啊你之前就是要搬来同居了
and it's your favorite one,

而且还是你最爱的那只
Gnome-o-sexual!

"矮呀是小受"
No, this is my second-favorite.

才不是他是我第二喜欢的