Earl, money changes people. I know.

厄尔金钱能改变人我深有体会
Every time the food stamps came, my mother was all, "Max who?"

每当到了发救济食品券时我妈就忘了我是谁
'ello, my good people!

在场的各位父老乡亲们
You are quite fortunate today,

今儿个算你们行大运了
for a rich person has come to dine in your establishment!

有大土豪来你们这儿下馆子
Caroline, I would like a tabletop in Max's section, please.

卡洛琳替我在麦克斯那片儿给我弄一桌
Because it's high time she met the person

这会儿应该让她开开眼见识见识
I've been pretending not to be.

我一直隐藏的真实身份
The veil has been lifted. She was correct.

现在不用遮着掩着她蒙对了
I am the monopoly man.

我就是大富翁游戏的老头
Right this way, sir.

先生这边有请
I believe I have a table here in the overacting section.

超浮夸演技区正好有空位