And I can see the bottom of your balls.

还有我现在能看到你的蛋蛋底
Max, remember two days ago

麦克斯还记得两天前
when you loved the bottom of my balls?

你曾是个爱我蛋蛋底的姑娘吗
That's when they were poor and I felt sorry for them.

那时候以为它们很穷我心疼它们
Come on, you two belong together.

何苦呢你们是天生一对
You're like the Romeo and Juliet of ball banter.

像是蛋蛋笑话界里的罗密欧与朱丽叶
I'm sorry, it's just never gonna work.

抱歉但这就是不行
It's like we were raised with different religions, like...

我们就像是两个不同宗教家庭长大的像...
What are two religions?

宗教有哪些啊
Are you taking suggestions from the audience,

你是想要观众给点意见呢
or do you really not know the names of two religions?

还是你真不知道两个任意宗教的名字
Let's say...

比如说