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"Language preference:
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English, Spanish, Chinese, French."
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They should've made this more specific to the diner.
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"Hipster, hobo, junkie, pregnant teen."
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Don't forget "Ballerina with a head wound."
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"Would you like to see your account balance?"
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That ATM's a real bitch.
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Yeah, I got a hot 17 in here that's dying to get out.
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So did Oleg when that cop pulled him over.
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Caroline, look at this receipt.
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This can't be right.
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I haven't seen this many zeros in one place