I have a very inventive and calculating mind

我的头脑非常聪明灵活
that's high with groundbreaking state of the art ideas.

对创造有着很大的可开创性空间
I invent all sorts of things.

我发明了各种东西
The beehive-mousetrap, for instance.

譬如蜂箱捕鼠器
This here pit, as you so rudely call it,

这个被你粗鲁的称为"坑"的
is in fact my third attempt at the gravity assisted snare, Mark IV.

是我第三个引力辅助型陷阱四号机
He's mad as a box of frogs.

他跟一箱子青蛙一样疯
How the hell have you survived?

你怎么生存下来的
Oh, yes!

对了
I am a knight...

我是个骑士
And I'm an inventor, as I said,

还是个发明家我说了的
but, if I'm honest,

但是如果我说实话