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So we tracked the ball to its point of origin--
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the backyard of one Zack Fisk.
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The human hamster himself,
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rest his cardboard-chewing soul.
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Back door's open.
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Wide enough for the hamster ball to roll out.
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Look at these fresh scuffs.
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Right height for the ball.
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So the ball knocks over the vase,
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spreads water over the carpet, does a few donuts right here,
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and out the door.
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That is one hell of a ride before he even got out of the house.