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Let me throw some concepts at you.
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A bounce house full of jelly.
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Jam Slam!
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- Try chutney. - Keep pitching, Barnum.
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Scare-ousel,
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a carousel where you ride on real horse skeletons.
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You had me at "horse"
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but lost me at "horse skeletons".
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You know, if you're looking for an attraction,
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this town actually has some interesting movie history.
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Hog Wash!
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Not you, Bob, it's an idea.