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I won't bore you with the whole story
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Just the-just the best parts...
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Like- like how it's made from, uh, molten pig iron, which-
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Which does not, as everyone might think,
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Have anything to do with pigs or swines or hogs.
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It's -it's a raw iron made from iron and coke.
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And by coke, I mean the, uh,
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Carbonaceous residue, not the-not the cola.
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Or the booger sugar.
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It's-it's a method perfected by sir Henry Bessemer, a brit.
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Oh, and Bessemer is also a town in Alabama. Yea!
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Yep. And you know what they have there? No? No?