Well, the house is zoned to add another half-bath,

这房子设计的时候本来还能再加个淋浴室
and, oh, the last owner murdered his family here.

另外上一任主人在这儿谋杀了自己全家
I mean, not all of them in the house.

其实不全是在房子里死的
The wife made it to the street.

妻子最后爬到了街上
Oh, sorry.

抱歉
Why do you keep discouraging people from buying my old house?

为什么你一直不想让人买我以前的房子呢
The guy said he was eight years sober.

那个男的说自己八年没喝过酒了
More like eight years snore-ber.

明明是打了八年呼噜
Right?

对吧
Oh, and look at her.

瞧瞧她
She always has that expression.

她一直那副表情
She's got resting bitch face.

天生的婊子脸