来自《加洲迷情 第2季 第10集 第10集》

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  That's -- that's -- that's not the way it works
  这不是 不是办法
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  In the big ol' world.
  世界之大
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  People have a tendency to lose one another.
  两天不联系感情就淡了
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  Well, if that's what happens,
  要是淡了
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  Then it wasn't meant to be, right?
  也不是我们有意为之的 对吧
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  Could you stop surfing the internet for a diagnosis?
  别杞人忧天地查自己得什么病了
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  No way. I know what I have without question.
  才不是 我什么病我清楚得很
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  What?
  什么病
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  Apparently, I have the bubonic plague.
  很明显 我已经染了黑死病
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  Well, guess what? I have just the cure.
  你猜什么 我找到解药了
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  I'm gonna offer you... a service.
  我给你治治
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  Cancer-scare mercy fuck?
  来次驱散癌症恐惧的性交