来自《废柴联盟第2季第9集第9集》

Why did you shoot the dean?

你为什么冲校长开枪
- Well, he shot you! - Not really!

-他向你开枪 -没有
He and I were in on this from the start.

这一切都是我们俩策划的
When he found out you were faking a class,

他察觉你瞎编了一门课程后
he came to me and we cooked up this whole conspiracy thing

就来找我我们编了这么一出阴谋戏
to illustrate the slippery slope of academic fraud!

想教育你拿学习当儿戏后果很严重
You know what you actually illustrated, Annie?

可你知道你教会了我什么吗安妮
How to be a crappy friend.

你是个烂朋友
Once it was obvious the dean

当我觉察到校长就是
had orchestrated everything,

这一切的始作俑者之时
it was even more obvious

我就知道这么一出戏
the dean was too stupid to orchestrate anything.

他那浆糊脑子可编不出来