来自《废柴联盟 第2季 第9集 第9集》

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  You know what you actually illustrated, Annie?
  可你知道你教会了我什么吗安妮
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  How to be a crappy friend.
  你是个烂朋友
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  Once it was obvious the dean
  当我觉察到校长就是
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  had orchestrated everything,
  这一切的始作俑者之时
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  it was even more obvious
  我就知道这么一出戏
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  the dean was too stupid to orchestrate anything.
  他那浆糊脑子可编不出来
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  So on a hunch, I called him,
  所以直觉使然 我找到他
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  and we hatched a plan to teach you
  我们就偷偷策划了一出戏
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  a lesson or two about friendship.
  来教育你怎么当朋友
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  But, jeff, I only did it because I love you.
  但杰夫 我做这些是因为我爱你
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  Well, when you love someone,
  如果你爱某人
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  you have to take them as they are.
  你就应该接受他的全部