Four pair of shoes.

四双鞋
Why exactly is that relevant?

这又有什么关系
Come on, Reid, how many women you know

得了里德你认识几个女人
only have 4 pairs of shoes in their closet?

衣柜里只有四双鞋
My experience in and around women's closets

我进出女性衣柜的次数
isn't exactly extensive enough to really formulate an opinion.

不足以让我对此事发表评论
The answer is none. You can take my word for it.

答案是没有记牢绝对正确
She even set up a separate area so he could do his homework.

她甚至还专门隔出个区域来好让他做作业
Mom has serious financial issues,

母亲深陷债务危机
denies herself even the smallest luxury,

自己节衣缩食拮据度日
and yet...

然而
Splurges to take her son to an expensive theme park

却带她儿子去昂贵的主题公园