and when I enter, I need you to say,

当我进去的时候我要你说
"Caroline, you look amazing."

"卡洛琳你看起来美呆了"
No.

不行
I actually physically can't say that.

我的身体不允许我说出这种话
I would rather walk in there and yell,

我宁愿冲进去大喊
"I have crabs, and three of them just escaped."

"我有阴虱刚刚有三只逃跑了"
Call 9-1-1. Call 9-1-1.

快叫救护车快叫救护车
Something's happened to the adorable mixed-race one.

那个可爱的混血男出事啦
Deke?

迪克
He's diabetic. He needs insulin.

他有糖尿病他需要打胰岛素
Has anyone here ever administered a needle?

这里有人会打针吗
Uh, administer means the same thing as "shove it in," right?

"打针"就跟"把针插进去"的意思一样对吧