I didn't have the nerve to test it out.

我不敢测试它能不能用
So I thought a trip to arby's might give me some courage, no dice.

所以我原以为去趟麦当劳可以给我打点气没用
But I hit popeyes, del taco...

但是我还是大吃了一顿鸡肉玉米卷
Fourteen thousand calories later.

然后就是1.4万卡路里的热量
I found myself down at subway.

然后我发现自己躺在地铁里
Powering through a 12 inch veggie on whole wheat.

借着一个12寸全麦蔬菜堡的力量
Battling to come out a "jared. "

大打一架得到大师级别
Still didn't give me the strength to turn that thing on.

却依旧没有力气打开那个机器
I'm a coward.

我是个懦夫
You are not a coward, you're a visionary.

你不是懦夫你是个有远见的人
This is probably the greatest work of genius in the last hundred years.

这恐怕是近百年来最伟大的发明
Is that a chorus line?

这不是合唱团吗