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That you have a boyfriend in jail.
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That you can make a teacher cry using only your words?
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That you once ate a live squirrel?
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Once I ate a seventh grader wearing a woman's sweater.
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Just kidding, pasty. Calm down.
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Okay, principal Nimrod has lame taste in music.
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Let's get some good stuff on here.
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Do you like the Sex Pistols?
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Uh, those are two things
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that are not permitted in my household.
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I think this school needs a dance break.
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Huh? Wait, that's the PA system.