I guess I was the last person you'd expect to become a superhero.

我大概是那种最不像超级英雄的人了
I'm not saying there was anything wrong with me...

不是说我有什么不正常
...but there's nothing special, either.

而是再正常不过了
- asshole! - I wasn't into sports.

-混球 -我体育不好
I wasn't a mathlete or a hard core gamer.

数学不好也不擅长打游戏
I didn't have a piercing or an eating disorder,

我身上没穿过环也没厌食症
or 3000 friends on myspace.

Space上好友也不多
My only superpower was being invisible to girls.

我唯一的超能力就是能让女生们忽视我
And out of my friends, man, I wasn't even the funny one.

就算在朋友里我也不是最会搞笑的
Like most people my age, I just existed.

和大多数我的同龄人一样我再普通不过了
Good morning, class.

同学们早上好
Please open your books to act two, scene two.

请打开书本翻到第二幕第二场