Hey, look, I'm Todd's mom.

看这是陶德的老妈
That's funny. this is your dad.

真好笑这是你老爸
No, that's still my mom, actually.

不那还是我妈
Oh, the fuck!

我操
I was just a regular guy.

我只是个普通人
No radioactive spiders, no refugee status from a doomed alien world.

没被蜘蛛咬过也不是流亡地球的外星人[蜘蛛侠和超人]
You know what? Todd said they do still make count Chocula.

陶德说"巧古拉伯爵"[一种麦片]还没停产
They just don't sell it at the store any more.

只是超市里不卖了而已
My mother was killed by an aneurism in the kitchen.

我老妈得了动脉瘤死在了厨房里
As opposed to a gunman in the alley.

而不是在小巷子里被人枪杀[蝙蝠侠]
So if you were hoping for any...

所以要是你指望有以下的桥段
I will avenge you, mother!

我会为你报仇母亲大人