来自《海扁王 第0集》

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  You'd think one would give it a try.
  难道就没人想去尝试吗
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  Jesus, guys, does it not bug you?
  天啊 难道你们不困惑吗
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  Why thousands of people wanna be Paris
  为什么成千上万的人挖空心思
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  Hilton and nobody wants to be spiderman?
  想成为帕丽斯·希尔顿 却没人想当蜘蛛侠
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  Yeah, what's with that? she has, like, no tits at all.
  对呀 为啥呢 她的胸那么小 跟没有一样
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  Maybe it's a porn tape. he doesn't have a porn tape.
  估计是因为她的性爱自拍吧 蜘蛛侠没拍过
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  You guys never saw 'One Night in Spiderman'?
  你们难道没看过《与蜘蛛侠的一夜风流》[A片]
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  Oooh, guess who?
  猜猜谁来了
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  Is it me or do you kinda feel sorry for chris D'Amico?
  你们谁跟我一样 觉得克里斯·达米科很可怜
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  Must be terrible to have a rich dad and everything you want.
  老爸那么有钱 永远要啥有啥 真是糟透了
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  I wish you wouldn't have said anything
  真希望你啥都没说
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  Cos I feel like I'm gonna start crying...
  我都要哭出来了