来自《海扁王 第0集》

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  You 3 assholes laying into 1 guy...
  你们当着那么多人...
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  Myspace...38 friends.
  我的Space上只有38个好友
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  Kick Ass's myspace...16,000 and counting.
  而海扁王的Space上已经有一万六千多好友
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  This thing was going crazy and I was loving it.
  实在太疯狂了 我就爱这种感觉
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  And finally, we want to know who is this man.
  我们迫切想知道这个人到底是谁
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  Does anyone have any idea who this wetsuit crusader is?
  谁有任何关于这位潜水服英雄的线索
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  He must be someone's son, someone's brother,
  他一定就在我们的身边
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  Someone's next door neighbour.
  我们身边的普通人
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  Holy shit. what happened?
  我的妈呀 怎么回事
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  What happened? this guy happened.
  就是这家伙
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  It's a great day for america, everybody.
  诸位 这是美国史上的伟大一天
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  Everybody's favourite superhero right now. Kick-Ass, right?
  现在大家都爱上了这位超级英雄 海扁王