I got 100 guys can fix a problem, you'd hire some putz in pantyhose?

我有一百号人能帮你你居然找个紧身裤男
I wouldn't wanna get in the way of your 'business' where I'm not wanted.

但问题是你从来不让我参与你的生意
I know you have mistaken me for kick-ass, but I am not kick-ass.

我想你们猜我就是海扁王可惜我不是
So you don't actually read comics?

其实你不看漫画吧
I just started.

我刚开始感兴趣
I got recommended some like Scott Pilgrim and Shojo Beat,

有人给我推荐了一些
That kinda thing.

比如《歪小子斯科特》之类
I'm not really into the whole superhero thing, though.

可我对超级英雄还是不太感冒
So I guess you're not gonna line up for that new kick-ass comic, then?

我想你应该不会喜欢海扁王吧
I guess not. but I was seriously thinking of mailing his site.

是不喜欢但我真想过给他发邮件
I mean, I could really use some help from a guy like that right now.

我是说我真的有事想求他帮忙
Help? really? what with?

是吗什么事要他帮忙