I mean, I don't think you're all the same or anything.

当然我觉得你还是和我们不一样
Of course not, no.

我当然不介意
Thank you.

谢谢你
I don't know if I was everything Katie dreamed her gay bff would be...

我不知道凯蒂想要啥样的同性恋知己
...but I tried my best.

不过我会尽力的
More importantly, I talked her into mailing Kick-Ass.

更重要的是我说服她给海扁王发了邮件
Long story short, this particular lame duck of hers...

长话短说她的那个可怜巴巴的朋友
...turned out to be more of a lame cobra.

如今成了一条地头蛇
She didn't want the money back she'd given him...

她不需要他还钱
...or an apology for the black eye he'd given her.

也不接受他对自己施暴的道歉
She just wanted him to get that they were through and leave her alone.

她只想让他明白他们毫无瓜葛了
And let's be real, no other request could have given me more pleasure.

说真的我十分乐意为此效劳