A worldwide web broadcast of the new york superhero

我们即将为您播出一段视屏
Who calls himself Kick-Ass is about to be shown live.

自称为海扁王的纽约英雄的现场直播
Rumours have it this will be his farewell appearance...

流言称这将是他的告别声明
...that he will announce his retirement from crime fighting...

他要公开表示自己将不再打击罪恶
...but as word of mouth spreads internet providers are predicting that...

据网络供应商预测
...it could be one of the most widely viewed live events in web history.

这将是有史以来观看率最高的一段视频
Where's Dave?

戴夫呢
There are no clues as yet as to the exact nature of the broadcast...

没有任何迹象表明这段视频的真实内容
Holy shit, have you guys noticed...

见鬼你们都没注意到吗
He's with Katie, obviously.

这还用说他和凯蒂在一起
Why else would I be here?

不然我怎么会在这儿
There's no idea who is behind the broadcast of this show...

虽然不知道视频背后的真相