-what? -well, what do you believe?

-什么 -你相信什么呢
I think shit just happens.

我认为这一切就这么发生了
But that's me. Class dismissed.

只是我个人观点下课
Now, that's some very heavy shit for a Monday morning,

听起来周一早上讲这些
By the sounds of it.

有点沉重了吧
Since when does the cosmology department audit my lectures?

什么时候宇宙学系也来审查我的课了
Since my esteemed colleague in astrophysics owes me a Latte.

自从受人尊敬天体物理学同事欠我一杯拿铁咖啡
So what's on your scientific mind today?

那么你今天有什么科学见解
Do you remember Kim's little sister? Ph-double d's? Remember her?

还记得金姆的小妹吗双博士学位记得吗
Is it ethical to say things like that about your sister-in-law?

伦理学上就是说你的小姨子
What? it's factual.

怎么了实际上就是
It's peer-reviewed. I mean, it's like...

我们也是同行我是说就是...