But I do have a lovely Chippendale dining table.

不过我是有漂亮的齐本德尔式餐桌
I often have a friend sit at one end while I sit at the other.

我经常有朋友来一人坐一头儿
It's precisely the point of a long dining table.

桌子的长度刚刚合适
The splendor of the meal adds to its enjoyment.

丰盛的美食更让人开心
I imagine a uniformed waiter helps.

我觉得穿制服的服务员更符合情调
It adds elegance, for which I confess a weakness now and then.

也更优雅也显示了我的弱点
I call him Smedley.

我叫他史麦利
His real name's Frankie Jenkins, but it would be so uncouth during dinner

他的真名叫法兰克·詹金斯
to turn to the kitchen and holler "Frankie! "

但是如果我吃饭的时候叫法兰克是不是太粗俗了
Where is all this leading to?

你说这些干什么
After dinner you paid him for sex

晚饭后你和他有了色情交易
That is absolute nonsense.

绝对是胡扯