来自《文科恋曲 第0集》

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  Byron was probably the happiest of the lot,
  拜伦可能算是他们中最幸福的了
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  only because he put his dick in everything.
  只是因为他见谁都上
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  This is the saddest evening of my life.
  这是我人生中最悲伤的一晚
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  Get used to it.
  学着习惯吧
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  My advice to you is this:
  给你一点建议
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  put some armor around that gooey little heart of yours.
  收起你们伤感的小心脏
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  Well, at least I appreciate the irony.
  好吧 至少我很欣赏你的讽刺
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  I just had the least romantic night of my life
  我刚刚和一个浪漫主义教授
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  with a Romantics professor.
  度过了人生中最不浪漫的一晚
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  For what it's worth,
  不论如何
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  I meant everything I said about your class.
  关于你的课我说的都是真的
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  It opened something in me,
  它打开了我的内心世界