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The funny thing is
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that Steve Rendazo secretly wants me.
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Jocks like him always want freaky girls,
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girls with horn-rimmed glasses, and vegan footwear,
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and Goth makeup.
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Girls who, like, play the cello and read McSweeney's,
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and want to be childrens' librarians when they grow up.
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Oh, yeah, jocks totally eat that shit up.
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They just won't admit it
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because they're supposed to be into, like,
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the perfect cheerleaders, you know?
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Like Leah, who,