来自《朱诺 第0集》

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  My dad used to be in the army,
  我爸爸以前是当兵的
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  but now he's just your average H-VAC specialist.
  但现在就是一个普通的暖通空调技术人员
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  He and my mom got divorced when I was, like, five,
  他跟我妈大概在我五岁时就离婚了
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  and she lives on a Havasu reservation in Arizona
  而她和她的新丈夫还有三个继子
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  with her new husband and three replacement kids.
  住在亚利桑利州的哈瓦苏印第安人保留区
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  Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus
  她每年情人节的时候
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  every Valentine's Day.
  都很莫名其妙地寄仙人掌给我
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  And I'm like, "Thanks a heap, coyote ugly.
  我真想对她说 我很感谢你
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  This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment."
  有仙人掌在 想起你抛弃我 也不那么痛心了
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  That's my stepmom, Bren.
  这是我的继母 布伦达
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  She's completely obsessed with dogs,
  她非常迷恋狗
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  owns a nail salon
  开了一家美甲沙龙