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Isn't that, like, a little... gay?
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Pretentious much?
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Should everyone just have a mysterious name like Juno?
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No.
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you see, my dad went through
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this huge obsession with Roman and Greek mythology.
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So he decided to name me after Zeus' wife.
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Zeus, like, he had tons of lays,
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but I'm pretty sure Juno was his only wife.
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And she was supposed to be,
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like, really beautiful, but really mean.
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Like Diana Ross.