- See what you can find on this account number. - All right.

-查查这个帐号 -好的
- So did Alexis find a dress yet? - Yeah. A cute one, too.

-阿丽克西斯挑到礼服了吗 -很可爱
Boy. I can't believe my little girl's going to prom.

天真不敢相信我女儿要参加舞会了
My only comfort now is the long-standing tradition of torturing the boyfriend

我唯一的安慰是折磨女儿男友的传统
What do you mean?

什么意思
You know, the time-honored hazing that goes on

当我和他单独相处时
In those few moments we share where he and I are alone

等我女儿下楼的那一刻
Just before my daughter descends the stairs.

我就可以好好折磨那小子
I remember the terror of meeting my date's old man.

我记得和我女友老爸见面时的恐惧
- What did he do? - Checked my wallet for condoms,

-他怎么做 -没收我钱包里的套套
Showed me his gun collection.

向我展示他的手枪收藏
My hands were shaking so bad, I could barely put corsage on

我的手抖的厉害连胸花都戴不好