My only comfort now is the long-standing tradition of torturing the boyfriend

我唯一的安慰是折磨女儿男友的传统
What do you mean?

什么意思
You know, the time-honored hazing that goes on

当我和他单独相处时
In those few moments we share where he and I are alone

等我女儿下楼的那一刻
Just before my daughter descends the stairs.

我就可以好好折磨那小子
I remember the terror of meeting my date's old man.

我记得和我女友老爸见面时的恐惧
- What did he do? - Checked my wallet for condoms,

-他怎么做 -没收我钱包里的套套
Showed me his gun collection.

向我展示他的手枪收藏
My hands were shaking so bad, I could barely put corsage on

我的手抖的厉害连胸花都戴不好
What'd your dad do?

你爸又怎么做
I... I don't know. I was in my room.

我不知道我当时在房里
How was your date when you finally came out

当你出现后你的男友怎样