What the fuck am I doing...

我他妈在干什么
Alright, kids. no harsh play. get on home. it's late.

好了孩子们别捣蛋回家吧很晚了
Hey playa, are you looking for that crack?

你在找可可吗
Am I looking for that crack?

我在找可可吗
As in crack cocaine?

你是说可卡因
You just offered to sell me a schedule one narcotic. that's felony.

你居然想卖毒品给我这可是重罪
That's five to ten years.

要关五到十年的
-Boom! you're under citizen's arrest. - let go of me, asshole.

-你被逮捕了 -放开我混蛋
-I will not let you go, motherfucker! - fuck you!

-我不会放开你的混蛋 -操你妈
You're gonna learn things in jail, you didn't even know existed...

你会在监狱里学会的
I just have to wait for my partner to get back ...

我得等我的搭档回来
-That should be any second. - get your hands off him.

-他很快就到 -放开他