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Her birthmark, the colour of poo.
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It was Saturday afternoon and she was bored.
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Mary wished she had a friend to play piggybacks with.
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Mary's mood ring, which she'd found in a cereal box,
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Was grey which,
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According to the chart, meant she was either pensive,
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Unconsciously ambitious or hungry.
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Her only friends were "The Noblets"
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From her favourite cartoon.
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They weren't the real ones you bought in
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The shops but fake ones she had to make herself from shells,
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Gumnuts,Pompoms and the chicken bones salvaged from