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He had died the year before, aged 74, and his best mate, ken,
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Had recited a poem in his honour.
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Born in a barn in the hills of boronia, Ralph lived a long life,
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Then died of pneumonia.
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Mary missed him
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And often wondered why he had drunk ammonia.
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A lot of things puzzled Mary
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Especially her mother, Vera Lorraine Dinkle.
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To Mary, Vera always seemed wobbly.
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A pretty vicious ball. And he's out!
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Vera liked listening to the cricket while
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Baking and her main ingredient was always sherry.