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Because everyone was brown,
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Lived in a teapot and had oodles of friends.
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There was nothing nicer, Mary thought to herself,
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Than the smell of a wet rooster...
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The sound of rain on the roof
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And the taste of sweetened condensed milk straight
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From the can while watching your favourite cartoon.
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Meanwhile, a man called Max Horowitz
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Also watched "The Noblets".
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Max's small television had picture but no sound.
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His big television, sound but no picture.
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He was 44 and liked "The Noblets"