来自《玛丽和马克思 第0集》

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  Firstly, I will answer your question.
  首先 我回答你的问题
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  Unfortunately, in America, babies are not found in cola cans.
  非常遗憾 美国的小孩不是藏在可乐罐里的
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  I asked my mother when I was four and
  4岁的时候我问妈妈
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  She said they came from eggs laid by rabbis.
  她说小孩是犹太祭司下的蛋
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  If you aren't jewish, they're laid by catholic nuns.
  如果不是犹太人 就是修女下的蛋
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  If you're an atheist, they're laid by dirty, lonely prostitutes.
  如果不信教 就是肮脏的 孤独的妓女下的蛋
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  So this is where babies come from in America.
  美国的小孩就是这么来的
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  I share my home with a fish, some snails,
  我家里养了一条鱼 几只蜗牛
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  Whom I have named after famous scientists...
  [霍金 爱因斯坦 牛顿] 我用著名科学家的名字为它们命名
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  ..a parakeet called Mr biscuit and,
  我养了一只叫"饼干先生"的鹦鹉
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  Finally, a cat called hal.
  还有一只叫臭臭的猫
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  "hal" is an abbreviation for halitosis, from which he suffers.
  "臭臭"取自他的味道 是口臭一词的昵称