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Max's meltdown faded away and an idea popped into his brain.
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Dear Mary Daisy Dinkle,
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Thank you for your letter, chocolate bar,
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Lamington and pompom.
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The chocolate got crushed,
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So I blended the bits with milk and
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Icecream and now I am drinking it right now.
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After much thought, I think I have a solution to your teasing.
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Tell Bernie Clifford your birthmark is made of chocolate,
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Which means when you get to heaven you
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Will be in charge of all the chocolate.
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This of course is a lie - I do not like lies -