Your friend in america, Max Jerry Horowitz.

你的美国朋友马克思·杰瑞·霍洛维茨
Ps. do not worry about not smiling.

附言别为没有笑容担心
My mouth hardly ever smiles but it does

我的嘴很少笑出来不过
Not mean I am not smiling inside my brain.

这不代表我在脑子里不笑
Pps. Please find enclosed a frisbee, some chocolate pop rocks,

又及随信寄去一个飞碟一些巧克力跳跳糖
Which you should eat with cola, and an illustration

记得要和可乐一起吃下还有一张
Of a turtle from one of my national geographics.

选自国家地理的海龟图示
Ppps. did you know that

你知道吗
Turtles can breathe through their anuses?

这些海龟能用肛门呼吸
Dear Max, when I told Bernie Clifford

亲爱的马克思当我告诉伯尼·克利福德
I'll be in charge of all the chocolate in heaven

在天堂我将掌管所有的巧克力
And he wouldn't get any, he cried.

而一点都不会给他留时他哭了