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And, finally,
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A photo of my other neighbour Damian Popodopolous.
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He's a greek and smells like lemon dishwashing
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Liquid and his skin is smooth, like the back of a spoon.
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Mum says he's a wog
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And has a stutter and can't even say his own surname.
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She says you have to hit him on the back of the head
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To get his words out.
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P-p-p-p...Popodopolous.
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I wish he was my boyfriend and we can be in love and do
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Sexing iike katherine Ramsay told me behind the bike shed.
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She said it's when two people go "nuddy"