That was damn f-f-funny!

真是搞-搞-搞笑啊
Hey, Damian, your mum's roses look fab!

达米安你妈妈的玫瑰花看起来好美啊
Oh, th-th-th-thanks, Mary.

谢-谢-谢-谢谢夸奖玛丽
Um, m-Mary, can I tell you something?

玛-玛丽我能跟你说点事吗
Sure, babe!

当然宝贝
Um, um, you've got d-d-d-d-dog's poo on your shoe.

你的鞋上沾了狗-狗-狗-狗-狗屎
Dear Max, I have been such an idiot.

亲爱的马克思我真是蠢透了
I've wasted all my money on something Pointless

我把钱都花在了没用的地方
when I should have been saving to see you.

而我本该去看你
I know love upsets you so I won't go on about it.

我知道爱情让你不舒服所以我就不提了
All I want to say is that love is obviously not for me.

我想说的是爱情对我来说是遥不可及的
I hope you are well and enjoy the chocolate cigarettes I've enclosed.

希望你一切安好并喜欢我的雪茄巧克力