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Well, that was then, this is now.
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I just feel like I haven't seen a lot of you lately.
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You-- you mean that you'd like to see more of me?
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Yes, I guess that's what I'm saying.
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Usually by this time in a relationship,
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the guy starts just showing up for late-night booty calls
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or wants me to meet his mother.
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Either way, I start looking for reasons to walk.
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Well, my mom is in Michigan, so you don't have to worry.
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I think that's the first time you've ever mentioned your family.
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Really?
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Not much to say.