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Gotta be more to you than pimp parties and beer bongs.
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No, I'm just your average 27-year-old college student
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with 12 majors, living the dream.
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Really? So how long you think that dream's gonna last?
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Probably another ten years,
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and then I'll hack my way into grad school.
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Sounds like a great plan.
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Trust me,
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college is heaven compared to how I grew up.
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Coccyx. The spelling is c-o-c...
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No one's gonna pants you here.
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No, just, uh, cement my desk to the ceiling.