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Excited to meet you in person finally.
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However, we have a problem with our digital distribution
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that has resulted in unexpected costs.
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We will need $50,000 to avoid any unwanted delay
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in the release of your single."
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That sounds like your classic Nigerian e-mail scam.
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You give us a little now, we'll give you so much more later.
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You know that thousand dollars
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that Lex Young received from Cogitator Music?
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Right. That was just the come-on.
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Like a sweet young Tangerine
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fawning over an aging, wannabe rock star.