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And?
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In my addled state,
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I fell madly in love with the dental assistant.
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For some reason, I had to tell everyone,
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including her.
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Turns out, it was just an adverse reaction to the drugs.
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Awkward.
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No. Humiliating.
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I never went back.
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I still have my wisdom teeth.
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You?
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Perhaps another time.