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and I would get... hair products.
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Family dynamics can be intense.
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Just try not to care too much what she thinks.
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No, I don't.
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I just want to rub her face in how successful I actually am.
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Which is why, when she was out shoe shopping,
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I cold-called Paddington Publishing House.
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You know they throw that annual
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book announcement party every year.
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Didn't they once have Stephen King
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jump out of a red velvet cake?
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That was a low point for them, yes.