You know, if you just want to bake, that's okay with me.

你想嗑就嗑不用解释
You don't need to go to WebMD to come up with symptoms.

不用去WebMD找症状瞎编
I don't want to bake.

我不想嗑
I'm telling you I was an awesome high school athlete,

都跟你说了我高中时是体育健将
but it's left me in constant physical pain in my knee and elbow.

但是膝盖和手肘留下了永久的伤病
And experts say that medical marijuana relieves the pain and inflammation

专家说医用大麻能缓解疼痛和炎症
with fewer side effects than prescription pain killers.

副作用还少过处方的止痛药
- Which experts? - The ones on WebMD.

-哪个专家 -WebMD上的
Anyway, thank you and thank your friend in LA

总之谢谢你和洛杉矶的朋友
for getting this for me.

给我弄来这个
No problem. He said they're pretty strong.

小意思他说这玩意儿很强劲
So you should just break off a quarter and eat that.

掰四分之一吃就够了